What is a Goalie?, News (Blyth Brussels Minor Hockey)

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Feb 04, 2008 | kreid | 1156 views
What is a Goalie?
A little humour for the playoffs....


                                                        WHAT IS A GOALIE?



- Leaps tall buildings in a single bound

- Is more powerful than a locomotive

- Is faster than a speeding bullet

- Walks on water

- Gives policy to God



- Leaps short buildings with single bound

- Is more powerful than a switch engine

- Is just as fast as a speeding bullet

- Walks on water if the sea is calm

- Talks with God



- Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds

- Is almost as powerful as a switch engine

- Is faster than a speeding BB

- Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool

- Talks with God if special request is granted



- Barely clears a Quonset hut

- Loses tug-of-war with a switch engine

- Can fire a speeding bullet

- Swims well

- Is occasionally addressed by God



- Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings

- Is run over by a locomotive

- Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury

- Dog paddles

- Talks to animals



- Runs into buildings

- Recognizes locomotive two out of three times

- Is not issued ammunition

- Can't stay afloat with a life preserver

- Talks to walls



- Lifts buildings and walks under them

- Kicks locomotives off the tracks

- Catches speeding bullets with his teeth and eats them

- Freezes water with a single glance (who needs a Zamboni?)

- He/She is God!


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Brian E Wightman, CGA Seaforth, ON Member of the Certified General Accountants Association of Ontario
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